A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...