Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...