The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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A burglar is in big trouble
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Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed