Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...