Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...