Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...