Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...