Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...