Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...