Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...