The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....