Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...