Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....