Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Looking to buy a frog?
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Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
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Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
Christmas tree better
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Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...