I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...