Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...