Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...