Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...