Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.