Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...