Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...