Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...