Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain...