The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...