Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...