A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...