People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...