The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...