His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...