Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...