What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...