A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.