What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.