Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.