How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...