St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!