Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...