What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...