You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...