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What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
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DUMB Questions Part 1!
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Talk to the judge
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What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
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Caught by alligators
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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
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Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...