Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...