Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...