Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...