Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...