Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...