How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!