Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...