The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...