Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...