Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...