You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...