Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...