Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Blonde Email
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How Army policy began
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Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.