Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...