Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...