I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...