Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...