How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.