A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...